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I said “I’ll do a blog”, how hard can it be? Right?

I don’t know what’s going to end up on here, but I’m told “It’s a journey”

A homepage section

There’s very little point putting anything  entertaining here.

Most intelligent people never scroll down to the bottom half of the internet.

The window lickers will be rushing down to the bottom in some sort of challenge to get to the copyright notice first.

You’re different though, you’ve stayed here longer than most, but you’re itching to move on,  you’re already on your way to the bottom, but don’t rush.   Enjoy the fresh clean glass and how it makes your tongue feel cold.

About

On the outside, I’m a grumpy old man, but on the inside, it’s just the same.

Contact

Don’t try to contact me,   email will end up in junk,  I never answer the phone and if we ever me in person you’d be very disappointed.